10 Weird Weapons in Video Games
by Andrea “The Grill” and Josh “The Geek” of Geeky Gaming
Join us as we count down 10 weird weird weapons in video games. If some weird ones you love didn’t make the list, be sure to tell us below!
Hey Geeks, it’s Josh and I am here with Andrea. Today we decided we want to have a little fun and count down 10 weird weapons in video games. There are a lot of strange ones out there that didn’t make the list, so leave some in the comments below. Before we get started, I do want to warn you that there is a weapon on this list that is a bit adult to look at, so just don’t say we didn’t warn you. Alright Geeks, let’s get into it.
- Kingdom Hearts – Keyblade
I know it may sound silly for the Keyblade to be on this list. Especially if you are a huge Kingdom Hearts fan like myself. It is something that we have all seen and probably didn’t think too much of it, but it really is a strange concept if you stop to think about it for a minute. It’s a massive key used to smack people around with. I’m not saying that I don’t love it. It is really fitting to the whimsical nature of the game. It is just… kinda weird.
- Binding of Isaac – Tears
What could be more strange than smacking someone with a giant key? Well throwing your own tears at them, of course. Binding of Isaac is a very unique game where you play as a young boy fighting his way through his mother’s basement and so on. Of course the game in its entirety is weird, but that’s for a whole different video. In case you are new here, Andrea and I have played way too much Binding of Isaac, so we are all about the tear attacks.
- Saints Row 4 – Dub Step Gun
Saints Row is definitely the game series to play if you like unique weapons. And this gun is actually kinda one of my favorites from Saints Row 4. So it is one of my favorite guns from one of my favorite games. That makes it pretty special. As with all Saints Row weapons, there are several different skins and colors for your effects to be. If you’ve done everything you can in the game, like I have, you can afford to have all of your weapons have unlimited ammo. So that means you can make those poor sprites in a simulated universe inside a simulated universe dance all you want to whatever style you choose.
- Red Dead Redemption – Blunderbuss
At first glance, the blunderbuss just looks like your typical shotgun. That is until you realize that the ammo is pieces of undead enemies. What this means is that you pick up ears, eyes, ribs, and tongues that used to be attached to zombies. In order to make one piece of ammo you have to use 10 pieces of… um… zombie meat, I guess. You can use the blunderbuss to destroy zombies, but it explodes them into so many pieces that you are unable to loot them anyway so, there is no infinite ammo there, sorry.
- Deadspace 2 – Hand Cannon
After completing Dead Space 2 on hardcore mode, you expect an epic weapon as a reward, don’t you? Well, you certainly get something powerful. The Hand Cannon is a giant foam finger that explodes enemies when you point at them. That’s right, when you point this silly weapon at an enemy and pull the trigger all of their limbs pop off at once, instantly killing the enemy.
- Dead Rising 2: Off the Record – Pegasus
There is something awesome about finding a pony head on a stick that you can beat zombies with. If you really want to make things magical, strap a firework to it. Then as you impale a zombie with your Pegasus stick you create a flaming zombie firework.
- Bulletstorm – Flail Gun
If you want to play a fun first person shooter, I personally recommend Bulletstorm. It’s pretty fast paced and very silly at times. And if you get your hands on the flail gun, you’ll be that much happier. Of course there are guns that work better in certain situations… Blah blah blah. It doesn’t have to be completely practical to be fun. It’s a gun that shoots 2 flail ball things. Come on, that’s awesome. There are plenty of really cool guns in that game, so seriously check it out.
- Armed and Dangerous – Land Shark Gun
We know Saints Row also has a weapon pretty similar to this, but as you will see soon, that would make 3 of our 10 dedicated to Saints Row. I mean we love the game, but that seems a little excessive, right? Besides Armed and Dangerous did it first. When you pull the trigger on your already epic looking Land Shark Gun you will see that fin you never want to see while swimming in the ocean, but on land and heading right to your enemies.
- Saints Row IV – Penetrator
Okay here is where you should probably look away if you aren’t old enough. The Penetrator as you can imagine is a giant bat in the shape of a floppy dildo. Sorry, a giant, purple, veiny, floppy, dildo with some huge floppy balls. There is another melee weapon in the game that I find to be a little funnier called the Rectifier Probe. It may not look quite as graphic, but when you realize exactly what the name is and go use it, you will either be amused or disturbed.
- Red Faction: Armageddon – Mr. Toots
This is by far our favorite one on the list. Who doesn’t want to just have an adorable mini unicorn on their shoulder to carry around, right? It might get a little heavy, but if they’re like Mr. Toots and when you lift his tail he takes care of your enemies for you, I’m sure you can handle doing a few extra pushups to be able to carry him. There is even a way to get this awesome weapon right at the beginning of the game. And to make things better, if you max out your Plasma Beam ammunition to infinite then you can make rainbow gas beams without even having to worry about running out.
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